Bit by bit

Octogenarian in traditional Cretan [note: not "Cretin"] garb makes his way down main street. Reach for camera, take photo, prepare for second as he advances. "One euro", he commands in English. Camera falters, next time, I intone, in Greek, walk on.

"Ah sto diaolo". He walks on. I laugh down the street. Go to hell. Said with a grin.